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You Read It Here First
May 17, 2007, 12:10 am
Filed under: Funny Stuff, Idiots, Politics

For the past few days, I have been trying to figure out which of ’ 10 Little Rethuglican good ole Boys’ I hate the most. Well, Mitt Romney is pretty high up. He looks more like the Green Goblin.

Don’t believe me?  Look at the wrinkles on the face, and green, scaly amphibious skin.

 

 

Well this post has nothing to do with Mitt Romney, but like Faux News, I decided to take a random shot on one of their contenders in the GOP’s ’Ronald Reagan Idol’. If there is a Left Wing version of Faux, please, let me know, I’d love to smear Rethugs all day.

This post is about the latest from Iraq. 3 American Solider’s are missing, believed to be kidnapped by al Queda. They are even offering a reward for their return. hmm….The leaflets are written in English (bright idea RE-THughs!) and they don’t want us in their country.

In recent weeks, the REthug Kingpin and his cronies took a hit when the families of Pat Tillman (Original lie) and Jessica Lynch(Original lie) stood up and refused to be used as propaganda tools for the war. I’m no psychic or soothsayer, but with this bunch of idiots, you don’t need to be one. I’m sure this will be used by the Rethugs and others spew forth their propaganda, as a cheap shot to the Democrats. I’m sure it will go something like ” This is what happens when the Democrats <insert REthug soundbyte of the week> play with the funding of the war. The enemy will continue to do this unless they are funded.” This will come from one of the usual suspects, Cheney, McCain, or the Bushie himself…

This post is sort of random I know, but you heard it here first….

Won-voyant!